Whenever you see a news report about terrorists, there is inevitably some stock footage of masked jihadis working out on monkey bars. It’s become a cliche. So naturally as Islamic State and Al Qaeda vie for radical nutjob supremacy, the quality of their playground equipment has come under analysis on Twitter. Mockery ensued.
@selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide Breaking: IS has achieved monkey bar parity. AQ has lost its difference-maker. pic.twitter.com/qqkscC0XgG
— ?.?. ?????? (@intelwire) September 11, 2014
@intelwire @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide nonsense. no parity until I see dudes jumping off the back of dirt bikes in balaclavas
— Will McCants (@will_mccants) September 12, 2014
@will_mccants @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide Bat-ropes. I rest my case. pic.twitter.com/cTOKI3AMLX
— ?.?. ?????? (@intelwire) September 12, 2014
@intelwire @will_mccants @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide oh thaaaat’s what it was. I always thought he was ringing a giant bell.
— John Horgan (@Drjohnhorgan) September 12, 2014
@intelwire @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide ok JM, i didn't want to do this but you've forced my hand pic.twitter.com/RcJWPIRCFg
— Will McCants (@will_mccants) September 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/Order227blog/status/510235764391559168
https://twitter.com/GomesBolt/status/510236058081312768
@selectedwisdom @intelwire @brianfishman @_eide Jihad without human pyramids isn't jihad. pic.twitter.com/0zLqJMCaL5
— Matt Wahnsiedler (@MattWahnsiedler) September 12, 2014
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@HayesBrown @intelwire @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide @will_mccants sh*t just got real pic.twitter.com/sRC8QKBglp
— Will McCants (@will_mccants) September 12, 2014
@will_mccants @intelwire @HayesBrown @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide are they doing the Macarena
— THE DUDE (@GONZ0HUNTER) September 12, 2014
@will_mccants @intelwire @HayesBrown @selectedwisdom @brianfishman @_eide Help me out. These tweets are saying ISIL is no threat?
— CynicalPolitico (@IndyinTX31) September 12, 2014
Sure they’re a threat, but poking fun at the enemy is a time honored tradition.
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