'Don't think I won't kill you, dwarf': Good one-liners from the Bloom-Bieber brawl

Very true. The story doesn’t matter but it is an opportunity for a laugh at the expense of some annoying celebrities.

Actor Orlando Bloom allegedly tried to punch Justin Bieber at a party… so white guys can't jump or fight.

— Jeff Dunham (@jeffdunham) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom — UFC Legend Offers to Train Actor … We Can Take Bieber!! http://t.co/wPYLQnSgWu

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 30, 2014

https://twitter.com/Battlefront_es/status/494592151322243072

https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/494578424577814528

https://twitter.com/NotKennyRogers/status/494571899272192000

Justin Bieber & Orlando Bloom are fighting in Ibiza. Tiesto is calling for a 3 hour humanitarian cease-fire so he can finish his DJ set.

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom is 37. He's making out w Selena Gomez and punching Bieber. What's the word for when a person is super sad but also your hero?

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom didn't try to punch Bieber. It looks like he tried to flick him in the head. That's way, WAY better.

— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) July 30, 2014

https://twitter.com/jonoBLITZ/status/494468281244610560

https://twitter.com/joshkeown/status/494599217394884608

Heh.

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