Cinco de Mayo inspires puns, jokes and general goofiness.
If we made a drinking holiday every time a country beat the French, we'd all be dead.
— Renna (@RennaW) May 5, 2014
Thank you, Cinco de Mayo, for being Spanish for, "Cancel tomorrow." #ThankYouNotes
— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) May 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/IAmMaggieMull/status/463382674304798721
Before you post your hilarious Cinco de Mayo pun, remember: all the ones about mayonnaise have been taken, so keep thinking. #CincoDeMayo
— Rae Matthews (@Rae_209) May 5, 2014
@Rae_209 This is true! Just check our feed! #CincodeMAYO #dreamon
— Hellmann's (@Hellmanns) May 5, 2014
Angered by the Spanish condiment tax, Mexican rebels tossed jars of Hellmans® into the sea. #CincoDeMayo
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) May 5, 2014
Just got asked, "when is cinco de mayo" so glad I chose public schools for these 5.
— fuckitfollow (@Nicole39077483) May 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/Lvanderkooy929/status/463295777146929153
Yesterday was Star Wars Day. People talking like Yoda is normal.
Today is Cinco de Mayo. People talking like Yoda are drunk.
— Patrick Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) May 5, 2014
May the fifth of tequila be with you. #CincoDeMayo
— Jonathan Zipper (@MisterJZip) May 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/463355004460756992
@DepressedDarth u should hit up chewbaja
— SuperVision (@ThatSuperVision) May 5, 2014
Happy Cinco de a Mayo, everyone! http://t.co/BTdFbzxAyW
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) May 5, 2014
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