Cinco de Mayo? More like Snarko de Mayo, amirite?

Cinco de Mayo inspires puns, jokes and general goofiness.

If we made a drinking holiday every time a country beat the French, we'd all be dead.

— Renna (@RennaW) May 5, 2014

Thank you, Cinco de Mayo, for being Spanish for, "Cancel tomorrow." #ThankYouNotes

— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) May 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/IAmMaggieMull/status/463382674304798721

Before you post your hilarious Cinco de Mayo pun, remember: all the ones about mayonnaise have been taken, so keep thinking. #CincoDeMayo

— Rae Matthews (@Rae_209) May 5, 2014

@Rae_209 This is true! Just check our feed! #CincodeMAYO #dreamon

— Hellmann's (@Hellmanns) May 5, 2014

Angered by the Spanish condiment tax, Mexican rebels tossed jars of Hellmans® into the sea. #CincoDeMayo

— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) May 5, 2014

Just got asked, "when is cinco de mayo" so glad I chose public schools for these 5.

— fuckitfollow (@Nicole39077483) May 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/Lvanderkooy929/status/463295777146929153

Yesterday was Star Wars Day. People talking like Yoda is normal.

Today is Cinco de Mayo. People talking like Yoda are drunk.

— Patrick Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) May 5, 2014

May the fifth of tequila be with you. #CincoDeMayo

— Jonathan Zipper (@MisterJZip) May 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/463355004460756992

@DepressedDarth u should hit up chewbaja

— SuperVision (@ThatSuperVision) May 5, 2014

Happy Cinco de a Mayo, everyone! http://t.co/BTdFbzxAyW

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) May 5, 2014