Remember, Michelle Obama isn’t just the First Lady, she’s a nanny state food Nazi she’s a recognized expert on nutrition and exercise.

Being an expert, she took and answered questions about her “Let’s Move” initiative from the peasantry using Vine.

Then this happened.

Dear Lord. Imagine being one of Michelle Obama’s daughters and having to show up at school after this. Let’s hope Sasha and Malia’s Secret Service detail has some sort of protocol for dealing with public ridicule. (Also, you can totally tell that the question and answer weren’t totally staged. Totally.)

Let’s hope it’s that long before Michelle Obama does another Vine like this.