'I wanted to smack the sh*t out of her': Check out Kristen Johnston's 'punishment' for Gwyneth Paltrow

Jenn Taylor | 3:16 PM on April 01, 2014

Tried to feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow, almost got a headache. You're an idiot, Ms. Paltrow. Get some perspective, please.

— Cory, etc. (@corygc) March 28, 2014

In case you weren’t aware:

BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow is an out-of-touch fruit loop. Oh wait, everybody already knows that.

— Cheryl (@ShadowShook) March 28, 2014

Beleaguered actress and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow recently explained to E! News that moms who work 9-5 have it way easier than wealthy actresses who work a few months a year.

I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening. When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set.

https://twitter.com/moderncomments/status/449515516990730240

Just in time to deliver a well-deserved thumping to the “consciously uncoupled” Gwyneth, “3rd Rock” and “The Exes” actress Kristen Johnston is back on Twitter …

Guys, I know some of you think "haters" ran me off twitter. Certainly, I had it up to here with drama, but the main reason is I was writing.

— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) March 30, 2014

… and she’s launched a new blog called One Big Mouth.

I’ve always had a healthy disrespect for people who bitch and moan. Especially when wankers like Goopy Gwyneth say dumb shit like raising kids as a kachillionare actress is so much harder than moms who work 9 to 5. Trust me, when I heard that I was so offended I wanted to smack the shit out of her, too. (I say, as punishment, we force her to live in America, where people talk about “inconsequential” things, and force her to eat cheese out of a can.)

Mark left. Also, we have a craving for canned cheese.

This wasn’t the first time KJo doled out some tough love to Gwyneth.

It's called "having a good publicist" @mrdavehill: "100% Bullshit!Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman http://t.co/WrZMCMlqzy”

— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) April 24, 2013

If you haven’t read this evisceration of Paltrow yet, enjoy:

https://twitter.com/ar_christiansen/status/449594764527013888

Full Twitchy coverage of Kristen Johnston