More to mock! Is there something worse than #PajamaBoy's onesie? Behold the horror [pic]

While we await the Sajak/Pajama Boy Sippy Cup Summit, it’s time to discuss some neglected aspects of OFA’s Obamacare spokesmodel. While the Twitterverse has mercilessly and delightfully mocked the juice-boxer’s delicate cocoa cup and flannel onesie …

https://twitter.com/RonMoss_RAM/status/413355901982998528

… it’s time to focus on his eyebrows. Because … dude. Those brows.

It’s not the pajamas, it’s the arched eyebrows that scream “Thought Leader” #pajamaboy

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) December 18, 2013

Beautiful.

@allahpundit <tips hat with sweeping flourish in grateful admiration>

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 18, 2013

Now that we’ve seen them, we cannot unsee.

@allahpundit @iowahawkblog Those arched eyebrows scream "We are waxed this way!"

— MTiller (@LadaMokusa) December 18, 2013

@BarackObama you could fit a star destroyer between that mans eyebrows.

— Matt Perham (@THEMattPerham) December 18, 2013

Obama/Hillarycare lovers pluck their eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/aj0fzqXAdb #tcot

— Bread N. Circus (@BreadNCircusUSA) December 18, 2013

Waxed and tweezed eyebrows in foote pajamas with hot chocolate. Gee what can I make fun of here? pic.twitter.com/kcm4ywiwY6

— Mcfly (@Sleepyjoe55) December 18, 2013

Let’s not neglect the glasses.

Did #PajamaBoy borrow his hipster glasses from John Podesta? #noapology

— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) December 18, 2013

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#pajamaboy 'y know those glasses are called birth control.

— Tailgunner Rich (@wizguy123) December 18, 2013

@JohnEkdahl @BarackObama Cool…Ezra Klein got new glasses.

— Orson Snow (@OrsonSnow) December 17, 2013

But for one Twitter user, there’s something even worse than the oddly manscaped brows and birth-control glasses.

https://twitter.com/SaltyCon/status/413187104923852802

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