'HELP!' Glenn Beck prepares for the worst on Black Friday

Godspeed, Mr. Beck.

.@glennbeck Good husband;)

— SusanKnowles (@SusanKnowles) November 29, 2013

@glennbeck The Lord be with you Brother!

— Tim (@timdaker) November 29, 2013

@glennbeck Be brave Glenn. You can do it!

— Mary D. Sheets (@MaryDSheets1) November 29, 2013

Uh oh. Beck’s already divvying up his hosting duties.

@JimHumbert @BuckSexton it is what makes him so good. He is real! Should I die fighting over a tv on sale, buck gets my gig on radio/tv

— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) November 29, 2013

There’s still time to back out …

https://twitter.com/PattyKrtz/status/406452369853906945

But it looks like Beck is getting a decent deal here:

I go shopping with Tania, then she has to go gun shopping with me.

— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) November 29, 2013

Score!