'Can't make this s*** up file': Can you guess WaPo's absurd choice for 'Worst Week in Washington'?

And the winner of the Washington Post’s weekly award for “Worst Week in Washington” is …

The Washington Post said THE NATIONALS had the worst week in Washington. Not Obama, not the American people, not gov. The MLB team.

— Brittany (@bccover) June 8, 2013

Seriously. Scandalpalooza is in full swing and WaPo says a baseball team had the worst week in D.C. “for not being able to bring back that winning feeling.”

for the can't make this s*** up file: Worst Week in DC? The Nationals http://t.co/VKowG1BbVk

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 8, 2013

Hint to WaPo: The photo being pulled into that tweet might give you a clue about one of the more accurate choices for “Worst Week in Washington.”

The Washington Post, totally wussing out: http://t.co/7ISK9isXuf

— Matt Exotic (@MattCover) June 8, 2013

Worst Week in DC? Unicorns.

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 8, 2013

prediction. Worst Week in DC next Sat? Dick Cheney.

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 8, 2013

Cheney? Maybe. We’re putting our money on Mitt Romney or Booooosh!