Next DOJ target: Mark Knoller? Reporter jokes about taking a Wiffle ball bat to White House flowers

Knoller unfettered!

@markknoller do it! Like Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 24, 2013

@markknoller Now THAT would be really funny! Someone get Mr. Knoller a plastic bat!

— American Patriot (@placeofpatriots) May 24, 2013

But watch out. You know what happens to people who make the White House enemies list.

@markknoller Whiffle bat? That may well get your phone records subpoenaed

— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) May 24, 2013

Oh, and in case you’re wondering:

Thanks to @AnnUtterback & @ShannonPoe: first to correctly identify the Rose Garden flowers as alliums. pic.twitter.com/KG7zGjILy0

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 24, 2013