Channel 999? Herman Cain to launch CainTV on Independence Day

Herman Cain might not be ready for prime time, but he’s gearing up to dip his toes into the new media market.

The former GOP presidential candidate announced that an online network called CainTV will debut on July 4.

Folks…We're about to put "New" meaning to "New" media: @CainTV https://t.co/PmuUSr8W #FF #tcot #comedy #entertainment #politics

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) June 29, 2012

From the Cain TV Facebook page:

Whether you are looking for commentary, comedy, or culture, CainTV delivers it all in an Informed, Inspirational, and INtertaining way.

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While CAIN TV features a diverse range of entertainment with serious shows on illegal immigration violence, racism, and the Constitution we also cover the humorous and fun side with shows comically sending up the events and news of the day (and anything else we think is funny).

No word on whether programming will be available in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.