Pop Tart liberation: Maryland state senator proposes 'Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act'

Maryland kids will soon be able to eat Pop Tarts in peace.

It's not a gun. It's a tax – I mean, a pastry. "‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in #Maryland" http://t.co/yyXuhnzeOs

— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 10, 2013

A Maryland state senator has proposed a bill that would prevent kindergarten students from being punished by school officials for crafting a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.

“I just kept biting it/ tore off the top/ and it looked like a gun,” [said] 7-yo.“But it wasn’t,” he astutely added. http://t.co/xhYxgLWTBM

— Leila✥Marie✥Lawlerن (@_Leila) March 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/johnolore/status/310811487759380480

Zero Tolerance = Zero Thinking, which is why the Maryland 'Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act' is even necessary http://t.co/bLFUNdQuT6

— ?? zaijian ?? (@zaijian) March 10, 2013

It’s too bad that it has come to this.