Patriotic duty in Belgium just got a whole lot more tasty

BRB moving to Belgium:

Belgians are being called upon to eat fries at least twice a week as more than 750,000 tons of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. https://t.co/ubKHwzDU9P

— CNBC (@CNBC) April 28, 2020

Well, if they would open the airports that is:

I've been training my whole life for this moment and here I am, stuck in Toronto https://t.co/ox1eZXCoKH

— John Chidley-Hill (@jchidleyhill) April 28, 2020

We love their patriotic spirit:

DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY

(and send a few our way) https://t.co/bXxAFrHD45

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) April 28, 2020

“FREEDOM FRIES ARE BACK, BABY!”:

Eating fries out of patriotic duty? FREEDOM FRIES ARE BACK, BABY! https://t.co/xByVx5HQvd

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) April 28, 2020

A hero will be born:

This is my time to become a national hero, they will build a statue to my ability to eat fries. https://t.co/o9Tq3AUOd0

— Daniel Phillips (@DanielKATC) April 28, 2020

How can we help?

America should join our Belgian friends in solidarity https://t.co/xFaleCJvyB

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 28, 2020

This is one of those rare stories where our conservative and liberal timelines converge:

Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country https://t.co/Rl0iDVDJwh

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2020

This works, too:

Might I suggest the perfectly viable and utilitarian alternative: vodka? https://t.co/ZzQHWofRoi

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) April 28, 2020

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