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City of Tampa criticizes new Florida resident for exercising by himself in an empty park

Tom Brady, new resident of Florida, was booted out of a closed park in downtown Tampa for the crime of exercising by himself:

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Thankfully, Tampa is safer today thanks to the quick actions of the parks department. . .

Even worse for the city’s image? Tampa Mayor Jane Castor is the one who ratted him out:

And then the official account for the City of Tampa to lecture the soon-to-be local hero:

Anyway, enjoy Florida, Tom. Eventually they’ll even let you go outside.

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