Apparently Richard Marx is the angriest and most foul-mouthed proofreader on Twitter:
People who can’t concern themselves with proper grammar are illiterate and smell like funky ass. https://t.co/pbGACgFBe4
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
Oh, he got angrier than that you “willfully ignorant and stupid f*ck”:
I don’t care if you’re a Trumpkin or a Berner. It’s 2020 and Google has been a thing for 22 years. If you still don’t know “your” from “you’re” it’s strictly because “you’re” a willfully ignorant and stupid fuck.
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
What songs do you sing?
— Bob Tona (@bob_tona) March 11, 2020
He even brought this guy’s ex-girlfriend into it:
The ones your girl fucked to before she met you. https://t.co/n6whpEPXrK
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
Well, this could be said of any young voter nowadays:
If you equate Biden and Trump, even in terms of humanity, you probably don’t know the difference between “who’s” and “whose.” https://t.co/mRRv4DD1TI
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
They don’t even use phone spellcheckers:
Lazy fucks with spellcheck in their phones 2020, yikes squared. https://t.co/khyhfPzvvP
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
He should charge people for grammar help:
No. But since I was five I knew when and when not to capitalize the “Y” in “you.” https://t.co/3lLQYrR7Wr
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
And whatever you do, don’t mess up the lyrics to his songs:
It’s “nights.” Jesus fucking Christ. It’s “Hold On To The NIGHTS!!” Plural!!!!!! https://t.co/453UVLqe5z
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
He really should log off before he gives himself a stroke or something:
Not if you capitalize the H in healthcare. No. https://t.co/qgw9w4M4eO
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
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