PLEASE BE STAGED: Montreal Canadiens fans spotted eating mayonnaise with a spoon

We really, really hope this video of two Montreal Canadiens fans eating mayonnaise with a spoon is staged, because we’re about to lose it right now:

Today in sports. ?#MTLvsDAL | #GoStars pic.twitter.com/WY8z6G02HV

— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) November 3, 2019

Like, you just can’t take an entire jar of mayo into the game, so we’re pretty sure this is fake. But what’s weird is this official account for Canadian forces in the U.S. is defending the pair:

Dear American People,

Mayonnaise.
With a spoon.
Straight from the jar.
That we bring to the rink.

Part of our heritage.

Yours,

[some of] Us https://t.co/TDdiuFKvZx

— Canadian Forces in ?? (@CAFinUS) November 3, 2019

Do Canadians really do this?

Yes, people like something other than [regular life] snacks.

Yes, it can be unaccompanied mayonnaise on a bare spoon from a big jar at a hockey game.

Yes, we’re still friends.

— Canadian Forces in ?? (@CAFinUS) November 3, 2019

Scott Walker was right. We DO need a wall on the northern border:

build that wall https://t.co/iveNsl1FN4

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) November 3, 2019