Transcript drinking game: Take a shot after a blue check says these two words today (Hint: Don't do this. You'll be dead)

Now that the White House has released the transcript, AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE! Everyone tweet out the same exact thing at the same exact time!

FYI: The memo has gone out. “Smoking Gun” is the talking point.

Try not to laugh every time one of them says it.

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) September 25, 2019

Hopefully you didn’t have “smoking gun” in your at-home transcript drinking game because if you did, you’d be dead right now:

Quick read on this "transcript": It amounts to a smoking gun against the president. Period.

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) September 25, 2019

Can't believe it's literally a smoking gun. Two years waiting for the Mueller report and then this comes out of nowhere.

— Conor Sen (@conorsen) September 25, 2019

I don't think this is going to play out the way Trump may have been thinking. #smokinggun. So how many Republicans are checking their schedule for 2020?

— John Carroll (@JohnCendpts) September 25, 2019

Smoking gun

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) September 25, 2019

WH just made public the smoking gun

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) September 25, 2019

What's the phrase I'm looking for? Let me see. Ah yes, the smoking gun. Or as Trump calls it, the "smocking gun." pic.twitter.com/sQ4TKki7Ix

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) September 25, 2019

The White House "transcript" of Trump's conversation with Ukranian President is a smoking gun. We haven't even seen the whistleblower complaint, and this is already evidence of "high crimes and misdemeanors." Donald Trump must be impeached immediately.https://t.co/RXkGihS6MH

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) September 25, 2019

This is Trump’s Nixon tape. It is a smoking gun.

— Adam Jentleson ?? (@AJentleson) September 25, 2019

Yeah, so the transcript is a smoking gun. Can't wait for the whistleblower report. https://t.co/DyEF6gZDXG

— Richard Wolffe (@richardwolffedc) September 25, 2019

If this is the sanitized version, holy moly. It's a smoking gun. https://t.co/s8sMFB9gWb

— Ed Bott (@edbott) September 25, 2019

This is akin to Richard Nixon smoking gun transcript was released that led to Nixon being forced to resign. Trump raises to Ukrainian president that he wants him to investigate Joe Biden and he his son. This was 100% about 2020 campaign to help Trump personally #TrumpImpeachment pic.twitter.com/vfILc1hFtM

— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) September 25, 2019

It’s unclear how complete this doctored “transcript” is but this is a smoking gun. https://t.co/oFyVEq8vcM

— Bill Pascrell, Jr. (@BillPascrell) September 25, 2019

This time there will be no search for “the smoking gun.” Trump has delivered a boxcar full of smoking guns. pic.twitter.com/TLRHZNY8g7

— James Gleick (@JamesGleick) September 25, 2019

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‘This… is it?’ White House releases transcript of Trump’s call with Ukraine’s president that has Dems calling for impeachment https://t.co/VJqZbeiOBa

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 25, 2019