'Mario Kart' is trending and now we have to bleach our eyeballs

Greg P. | 10:14 AM on September 18, 2018

If you’re on Twitter right now at about 10:00 a.m. ET, you’ll see that “Mario Kart” is trending nationally and unfortunately it has something to do with Donald Trump and, believe it or not, Stormy Daniels:

When you click on the Mario Kart trending link. pic.twitter.com/oiSDA10WDE

— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) September 18, 2018

Consider this your warning… DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER unless you really want to know:

Me 1 minute ago: lol this Mario Kart thing can’t be *that* bad whatever it is

Me after clicking: pic.twitter.com/Mt7wnC10So

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 18, 2018

Because this is pretty much the reaction once you click to find out what’s going on:

aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha kill me

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 18, 2018

Still curious? OK, here goes:

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I always said that if Trump was proud of what he had down there we would’ve seen it online already.

“He knows he has an unusual p—-,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…” https://t.co/9zXb2kDRWq

— Linette Lopez (@lopezlinette) September 18, 2018

And we’ll BRB. Gotta go bleach our eyeballs: