Thankfully nobody was hurt so we can all laugh at WTH we just read:
Truck carrying Axe body spray explodes in Texas: https://t.co/4TKDuacDGV pic.twitter.com/xzFRwLLECr
— WDRB News (@WDRBNews) September 1, 2018
According to the report, the semi truck first caught fire which then set of the cargo of Axe body spray cans, which ended up littering the roadway:
DEVELOPING: Cans of Axe body spray explode after truck accident READ MORE: https://t.co/LV9LBjCo8s
— LIVE Breaking News (@NewsBreaking) September 2, 2018
Dude bros hardest hit:
No one was injured in the fire. The clean up crew, however, has now morphed into insufferable popped collar dudebros complaining about The Last Jedi. https://t.co/fXhbplP7HK
— Raychelle Burks (@DrRubidium) September 2, 2018
20 years later: “They say that when the moon is full and the wind is just right, you can still hear the faint wailing of pubescent bros” https://t.co/YczxtrSDAr
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) September 2, 2018
Police report mushroom cloud of insecurity-masking testosterone veneer, deafening shrieks of "BRO-NO!s", mass vigil of backward baseball caps https://t.co/RiiX9uh6Fb
— Adam Proteau (@Proteautype) September 1, 2018
No, the entire state wasn’t evacuated but that would have been a wise precaution:
Entire state evacuated. https://t.co/9ooZOnkpkY
— Julie Mason (@juliemason) September 2, 2018
Beware the “douchebag apocalypse”!
mark my words this is how the douchebag zombie apocalypse begins https://t.co/oitifXbNV3
— bat (@mzbat) September 2, 2018
But for the vast majority of us, this is good news:
Sometimes, we all win. https://t.co/kBMbtGEbnP
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) September 2, 2018
And prayers up to the first responders:
Most people run away from Axe body spray, but first responders run towards it. #TrueHeroes https://t.co/pH8MiUV1rC
— Tim Brisson™ (@timbrisson) September 2, 2018
First responders were later treated for extreme douchebaggery. https://t.co/n9iAl5qK58
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) September 1, 2018
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