PEAK SJW STATUS REACHED: New "LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide" renames lady part to promote gender inclusivity and IT'S BONKERS

The website Healthline put out a new “LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide” that renamed the vagina as “front hole” for purposes of gender inclusivity:

“Front hole”?! Are you 3? https://t.co/KiPENSiGVc pic.twitter.com/VUHnYHxUYo

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 21, 2018

It’s kind of catchy, no?

The Front Hole Monolgues.

— Doug Stafford (@dougstafford) August 21, 2018

But most reactions we’re seeing are decidedly negative:

Dear social justice brigade:
Feel free to use ‘front hole’ to describe your own.. situation. Rather fitting actually. The rest of us will use the English language as intended.
Signed, woman with a vagina. https://t.co/5aHhlkCCZK

— EmmyJewel (@Emmyjewel) August 21, 2018

I explained to Dr. SJ that the word vagina is no longer acceptable, and she would have to use the words "front hole" for now.

She told me to make my own dinner and handed me a jar of tapenade that expired 8 years ago.

— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) August 20, 2018

Nope, it’s not satire but we did check:

activists concerned about transphobia seek to rename vagina as "front hole"

thought it was satire. but nooooooooo…… https://t.co/t0u2vcy6q3

— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) August 16, 2018

And what about for guys?

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Why are we renaming vagina to front hole for trans men—and not renaming penises for trans women?

— Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) August 16, 2018

Here’s a suggestion:

If the vagina is now the “front hole”, then the penis must be the “front pole”. This has the benefit of rhyming. ? https://t.co/BpBljtiHZV

— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) August 20, 2018

LOL.

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