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Quote of the year, via FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb: "An almond doesn't lactate"

Quote of the year, via FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb at a Politico summit on agriculture policy from Tuesday: “An almond doesn’t lactate, I will confess.”

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The war over “liquid coming from nuts” has begun:

Long overdue if you ask us:

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) thinks so, too:

And this does bring us “one step closer to the Swanson doctrine”:

But liberals are angry about it for some reason:

So much for the party of science.

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