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HIGHLIGHTS from Ted Cruz at CPAC: Dems are the party of Lisa Simpson, colleges are run by hippies and more!

Ted Cruz is speaking live at CPAC right now. Watch here:

Highlights…

On gun rights, Dems are the party of Lisa Simpson while the GOP is the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge:

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Apparently he was quoting from this episode of “The Simpsons”:

Um, is he sure about that? Because that’s exactly what “The Simpsons” predicted comes after President Trump:

He also went after Dems and their knee-jerk reaction to go after the 2nd Amendment:

On CNN:

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And he got in this dig on Chris Cuomo who claimed Cruz was afraid to appear on CNN:

On arming teachers:

On SCOTUS:

On Obamacare:

And a Hillary joke!

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https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/966758642816045066

On PC culture on college campuses:

On the internet:

And the conclusion:

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