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LUBED UP AND READY TO GO! 'Crisco cops' in Philly out in force to prevent fans from climbing light poles

The City of Philadelphia is preparing for today’s playoff game between the Eagles and Minnesota Vikings with … Crisco?

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Eagles fans, for the win (or lose):

Thankfully the government shutdown didn’t affect this vital service:

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Is there a Crisco cleanup crew?

But do the “Crisco cops” really think this will stop fans?

https://twitter.com/tannenbaumr/status/955092618941227008

Exactly. Challenge accepted:

 

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