Doug Jones attempts to paint Steve Bannon as an 'outside agitator' and carpetbagger, punches self in the groin by accident

Shot…

According to Democrat Senate candidate Doug Jones, Steve Bannon is a “carpetbagging” “outside agitator” because he’s campaigning for Republican Roy Moore:

We don’t need an outside agitator like Steve Bannon carpetbagging in Alabama.

— Doug Jones (@DougJones) December 6, 2017

Chaser…

Apparently, outside agitator means something different depending on the person being agitated for. Here’s Jones’ thanks to “outside agitator” Sen. Jeff Flake and his $100 donation:

Thanks Jeff. I hope others will donate too!#OneWeek#RightSideOfHistoryhttps://t.co/DIgY5BjJ3B https://t.co/thnRT4omRM

— Doug Jones (@DougJones) December 5, 2017

That’s going to leave a mark:

But it was OK when Hollywood and others swarmed into Georgia's 6th District to help Jon Ossoff? https://t.co/cguU7IOJ9h

— A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) December 6, 2017

Maybe you should give Jeff Flake from Arizona his hundred bucks back. https://t.co/jYTzApARpU

— Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) December 6, 2017

Jones followed up with this hot take:

Come to think of it, Bannon and Roy Moore have something in common. Neither of them can hold down a job. https://t.co/TslajBCD5E

— Doug Jones (@DougJones) December 6, 2017

One week to go!

???

We only get one more week of this. https://t.co/oFypZMlZ5K

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) December 6, 2017

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