George Takei's idea for a new Star Trek movie involves the seduction of Melania Trump by Captain Kirk

It sounds like Sulu thinks preventing Donald Trump from becoming president is more important to the future of Earth than saving the whales…

The Enterprise is going back in time not to save whales but so Kirk can seduce Melania, and Trump is too distracted to run for prez. #Fixed

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) May 8, 2016

Captain Kirk? Bad captain. Did you know he once got demoted from admiral? Sad, really.

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