Comedian “Larry the Cable Guy” has a plan to fight terrorists and as a bonus, his plan will save taxpayers millions of dollars. All we need is some Floridians, $300 and free concert tickets for country star Jake Owen:
It costs 100 million a week to hunt down terrorists! I know some guys in Plant City fla that'll do it for 300 bucks and tix to Jake Owen!
— Larry The Cable Guy (@GitRDoneLarry) May 11, 2015
Sounds good! Owen is on board, too:
Tickets will be at will call! I'd be happy to host. ? https://t.co/gmj6hmf5ex
— Jake Owen (@jakeowen) May 12, 2015
And from the looks of it, this Larry-Owen plan can be done for even less than the $300 stipend:
@jakeowen @GitRDoneLarry I imagine I could round up some boys from Mulberry that will do it for some beer…hell with the $$$
— srtstop99 (@srtstop99) May 12, 2015
@GitRDoneLarry Shit, I would do it for an all access pass for @jakeowen! ?
— Shannon Badger (@shannon12786) May 12, 2015
@jakeowen @GitRDoneLarry I would do it free if I could just meet Jake in NC at the end of May
— Jo Ann Biggs Myers (@biggs_jo) May 12, 2015
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@GitRDoneLarry $300 might be a little high.
— Steve Osborne (@ozzie1029) May 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/backflipboy09/status/597835910013583360
@GitRDoneLarry I would do it just for the 300 bucks.
— Sunny Ferrari (@SunnyFerrari411) May 11, 2015
@GitRDoneLarry I would for $193.63 & tix to your show! #DisabledVet
— John Barnett #24ever (@pepsipanther24) May 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/DisqueTdisque/status/597871988988911617
As they say, let’s “git r done.”
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