Earlier today, Microsoft presented its latest “groundbreaking” Windows platform to replace the much maligned Windows 8, but what’s making headlines is the name, “Windows 10.” Yes, Microsoft is skipping Windows 9:
https://twitter.com/TonyThomas/status/516998033691914240
It seems silly to skip Windows 9, no? We learned growing up that when counting, it goes 8 … 9 … 10. Maybe this is some of that Common Core math getting funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation?
Anyway, who knows why the branding gurus at Microsoft did what they did, but what we do know is that the name is getting ripped on Twitter. Let the snark begin:
An App Store? Wow, Microsoft. Welcome to 2010. #Windows
— Ben Heyman (@heyheyman) September 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/sn0wm4nX/status/517000863593021440
Skipping straight from #Windows 8 to #Windows10 makes this parody article all the more hilarious: http://t.co/mpnimtGJwO
— Prad Patel (@pradip) September 30, 2014
Hold the phone! The menu bar is back. Revolutionary! Innovative! Amazing! #Windows pic.twitter.com/HkAjf5t4XC
— Ben Heyman (@heyheyman) September 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/cricket4india/status/517000824149401601
Windows 10? I guess Microsoft forgot that there’s a 9 between 8 and 10? #Microsoft #Windows
— Jesse Letain (@jgletain) September 30, 2014
Fuck the start menu! All of us know it's coming back!! Tell me what else u got in that WINDOWS 10 of urs! #Microsoft #windows #Windows9 #ass
— Pranjal Kumar Tiwari (@pranjalktiwari) September 30, 2014
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The next #Windows version will be Windows 10, skipping 9 for no apparent reason. The company really employs special kind of idiots.
— Mirza (@NulaSedamPet) September 30, 2014
Guess what's back… back again? Start menu's back, tell your friends. #Windows #Windows10 (via @verge) pic.twitter.com/9Nn8iMS7IT
— Matt Schultz (@schumatt) September 30, 2014
.@WIRED Every other @microsoft #Windows release is bad, so I don't recommend they skip 9 and go straight to 10… #FutureFail
— Kelly B ケリー・ブレーデ (@kbradyatcsl) September 30, 2014
The Windows 10 Technical Preview Will Be Available For Download Tomorrow http://t.co/LcNY0ZNWMl #TC #Windows #Windows8
— Tech Startup Guy (@techstartupguy) September 30, 2014
We’ll have to consult a Common Core study guide to see what comes next. Maybe Microsoft starts counting by tens now? “Windows 20, coming soon!” or something like that…
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