Good news! China has a new Covid-19 test that's more accurate but you won't like where they put the swab

Meanwhile, in China. . .

China rolls out anal swab coronavirus tests, saying it’s more accurate than throat method https://t.co/TZoA17mgbM

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 27, 2021

Plot twist!

didn’t see this particular pandemic twist coming https://t.co/KlSxmoJPqB

— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) January 27, 2021

Oh, things can ALWAYS get worse:

Me: well at least things can’t get worse

Things: https://t.co/SQZ788wzl0

— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) January 27, 2021

Literally this:

https://t.co/8ZAswjXXxC pic.twitter.com/YD5I7ECECt

— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) January 27, 2021

So, is this added level of accuracy even necessary?

When accuracy is overrated. https://t.co/JKBcCo5Thr

— Juan Lozano (@juanlozano70) January 27, 2021

LOL. Drive-thru anal-swab testing is totally next:

Drive-thru testing just got very interesting. https://t.co/Z7u0YqzWvl

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) January 27, 2021

And whatever you do, don’t tell Dr. Fauci:

Dr. Fauci in a week: Actually, two anal swabs at the same time is even more effective https://t.co/32x403o01F

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) January 27, 2021

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