Mayor Bill de Blasio is warning parents in NYC that they could lose in-person classes as soon as Monday:

We’re just going to throw this out there, but El Chapo’s kids have figured out how to deliver in-person learning in a pandemic, how come it can’t be done in NYC?

Anyway, the nation’s tallest and worst mayor also admitted that his 3% positivity threshold that will trigger the school closure isn’t even based on science:

Oh, and schools won’t magically open once NYC drops back under 3%:

NYC parents, Gov. Cuomo will not help you out so don’t even ask:

El Chapo’s kids never treated parents this badly:

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