Good job Mayor de Blasio, you’ve solved racism:

This will be on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th streets:

So, right under the giant crystal snowflake Tiffany’s puts up every Christmas?

Anyway, here’s the crew in action this morning:

And now that NYC has solved racism, maybe they can figure out how to get kids back to school, because the plan we told you about yesterday just won’t work: