As CNN prepares for its marathon town hall on climate change, we have a question for Brian Stelter: Why do you hate the Earth?

Does he not see this?

The skateboard really sells it:

You couldn’t have just made a call, Brian?

It’s like watching him step on a rake:

Hypocrites. Every one of them:

Hopefully, this comes up in the town hall:

So, did you buy a carbon credit or anything to offset your destruction?