And we’ve found it! Here’s the single dumbest thing said so far on AG Bill Barr’s press conference this morning, via CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin:

This just is not how it works:

And wouldn’t people unjustly accused of a crime be a tad grumpy?

Anyway, if this sounds familiar, it should. This is the exact same legal defense put forth by Reese Witherspoon’s character, Elle Woods in “Legally Blonde”:

And even other journo blue-checks are mocking Toobin over it: