Leave it to The Babylon Bee to score a direct hit on Twitter and the social media company’s lame attempt to say they’re not shadow banning conservatives when everyone knows they’re shadow banning conservatives:

An excerpt from the must-read piece:

“Twitter has always been a welcoming, accepting place, so there’s obviously no room for anyone even slightly right of center,” Dorsey said. “I see that now. I’ve learned and grown from my experiences, and I hope the far-left mobs can find it in their hearts to forgive me rather than demanding I be fired on the spot.”

“I’m so, so sorry.”

It’s funny because it’s true: