This seemed like a pretty innocuous tweet to us that would surely not anger any of Mary Katharine Ham’s considerable number of trolls, right? Who could get angry at her over this?

And we’re wrong.

You see, MKH must have a maid who does her dishes for her:

And obviously she’s missed the entire purpose of dishwashing in the first place:

How about some mansplaining that dishwashers work because of “physics,” not “magic”?

A “true conservative” would know how to load a dishwasher:

Remember kids, you were warned: