Big changes were announced this morning for the “Miss America Pageant,” namely it will no longer be a “pageant” and from now on the “competition” that won’t be based on physical appearance and the infamous swimsuit part of the event will be scrapped:

But this is all BS as the swimsuits and physical appearance are still part of the state competitions that determine who goes to the national competition:

And some of these state competitions have already occurred, so women have already been judged on how they look in swimsuits:

Gretchen Carlson, Miss America 1989 and new chairman of the org’s board of directors, is calling this Miss America 2.0:

And this is, to be charitable, not true. EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE PAGEANT WILL BE JUDGED ON THEIR APPEARANCE TO MAKE THE CUT:

In other words, there will be 50+ gorgeous women who were judged on their physical appearance competing, but they just won’t show it to you on TV. Yeah, feminism?

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