Well, this doesn’t sound like a very good idea. From the Washington Post over the weekend:

No wonder trust in the media is at historic lows?

And it’s a legit to question if a spider actually wrote this. Because we think a spider actually wrote this:

Although some do seem ok with the 8-legged predators in their homes:

However, it’s likely that the spider eggs hatching inside their heads might be clouding their judgment:

And if they’re not laying eggs in your ears, they’re probably laying eggs somewhere else:

Let’s not forget the only reason the spiders haven’t killed every last human is that they haven’t developed a taste for human flesh … yet: