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Fact check: AYFKM? Washington Post gives AWFUL advice on what to do about spiders

Well, this doesn’t sound like a very good idea. From the Washington Post over the weekend:

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No wonder trust in the media is at historic lows?

And it’s a legit to question if a spider actually wrote this. Because we think a spider actually wrote this:

Although some do seem ok with the 8-legged predators in their homes:

However, it’s likely that the spider eggs hatching inside their heads might be clouding their judgment:

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And if they’re not laying eggs in your ears, they’re probably laying eggs somewhere else:

Let’s not forget the only reason the spiders haven’t killed every last human is that they haven’t developed a taste for human flesh … yet:

 

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