Well, this doesn’t sound like a very good idea. From the Washington Post over the weekend:
did a spider write this pic.twitter.com/UK91QFd1ck
— Jon Savitt (@savittj) May 29, 2018
No wonder trust in the media is at historic lows?
people already distrust the media & now this
— Jon Savitt (@savittj) May 29, 2018
And it’s a legit to question if a spider actually wrote this. Because we think a spider actually wrote this:
— Dennis Edwards (@s_d_edwards) May 29, 2018
Although some do seem ok with the 8-legged predators in their homes:
I'll be honest there's a spider in the corner of my room above my bed and I feel guilty about the thought of killing him.
— Slashed-Sleeves Clive (@OldDreyfusard) May 29, 2018
Glad I’m not the only one who does this. There’s a spider in my bathroom corner and when I’m doing my makeup he just chills…
— ambi valent (@suddenly_sleepy) May 29, 2018
I've started talking to the spider living in our kitchen although I'm deathly afraid of them. ??
— lovesdaryl ?? (@musicandscifi) May 29, 2018
However, it’s likely that the spider eggs hatching inside their heads might be clouding their judgment:
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You weirdos have spider eggs hatching inside you eardrums right now.
— Wall Vandalism GoFundMe (@dneighbor) May 29, 2018
And if they’re not laying eggs in your ears, they’re probably laying eggs somewhere else:
Ok @washingtonpost whenever I leave a spider alone in my house, it does two things:
1) it spins webs in highly visible places
2)it lays egg sacks under furniture.Leave one spider alone? Sure. Thousands of hatching spiders? Call an exorcist. https://t.co/rR0B76dVTR
— scintillaa (@LoriScintillaa) May 29, 2018
Let’s not forget the only reason the spiders haven’t killed every last human is that they haven’t developed a taste for human flesh … yet:
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