It appears that Chelsea Handler, after 30 days of skiing and reflection (rough life), is admitting defeat and will no longer “go to sleep or wake up” to the news. She wants her “life back,” y’all:

She sounds defeated because she is:

“Liberal trifecta” achieved!

And we should all take 30 days off to ski and reflect, right?

It’s not only conservatives mocking the former Netflix talk-show host:


And this is true, too:

Well, at least fellow Hollywood celeb Rosanna Arquette agreed with her:

Also, we don’t believe her:

She’ll be back.