Breaking news out of Michigan where we’re seeing reports that Rep. John Conyers, who is facing a number of sexual harassment accusations, has been hospitalized for “stress”:

It’s the media’s fault, naturally:

Conyers’ spokesman asked for “prayers,” and then he promised an oppo dump on one of the congressman’s accusers:

Get well soon, Rep. Conyers! And then resign.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated.