Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld has had it with the NFL. But unlike others who just complain on Twitter, he’s offered up a realistic replacement to sport to satiate America’s pro-sports appetite: Bowling.
this debate is a waste of time. men playing a kids game in funny uniforms and we act like it's meaningful. unlike pro bowling.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 25, 2017
Bowling, you see, is the one sport that can unify the nation:
Pro bowling – something we could all aspire to. everyone could bowl. fat. thin. black. white. ladies. dudes. bald. hairy. that's USA.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 25, 2017
And it something all Americans can participate in, too:
screw the NFL. embrace the PBA. Nothing smells better than clean shoes or feels better than a snug fit around 3 fingers. bowlers are heroes.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 25, 2017
And we’d do this in a second:
My point: We should all go bowling. As a country. Pick a day when it's not too busy. Let's all go bowling. Have u ever been mad when u bowl?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 25, 2017
Count us in:
I hereby decree Thursday is a National Strike. leave work and bowl with strangers. There's nothing short pencils can't solve
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 25, 2017
Let’s roll.
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