Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld has had it with the NFL. But unlike others who just complain on Twitter, he’s offered up a realistic replacement to sport to satiate America’s pro-sports appetite: Bowling.

Bowling, you see, is the one sport that can unify the nation:

And it something all Americans can participate in, too:

And we’d do this in a second:

Count us in:

Let’s roll.

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