Radio host, Kim Iversen, received a well-deserved Twitter ratio for her super hot take on abortion and teen pregnancy. Iversen’s tortured logic goes something like this: If the killing of unborn human beings is so bad (abortion) that you oppose it, then teen pregnancy has to be good.
Yowzers. Give us a second while we face palm. Seriously, you know when a train of thought is so bad it’s almost physically painful? This is one of those times.
Let’s walk through the thread. (Apply constant pressure to your temples. It helps a little.)
For anyone who supports a 6 week abortion ban, I hope your teenager either gets pregnant or gets someone pregnant.
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
Iversen begins with what looks like some good old-fashioned meanness.
‘Hey, don’t like killing tiny humans, I hope your teenager gets knocked up!’
I genuinely wish this.
And don’t even try to claim I’m wishing bad things to happen to you…
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
She’s super serious, folks, but she’s not being mean, so ‘don’t you dare even!’
Push a little harder on those temples … here it comes …
It is completely illogical to think that your teenager getting pregnant is a bad thing while in the same breath making termination illegal. Can you not see this? If your teen getting pregnant is so bad and I’m such a bad person for wishing it on you, why force it on others?
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
Let’s just take a moment to bask in the glory of the terribleness of this ‘logic’.
Kim Iversen’s Twitter bio ends with ‘I think therefore I am’.
Am what?
According to Iversen, it’s ‘completely illogical’ to think killing babies is bad and teenagers having babies is bad. We said it would be painful.
Let’s run this logical lunacy into the metaphorical iceberg, shall we?
‘You can’t oppose killing 3-year-olds AND think it’s bad to have teenagers raising 3-year-olds!’
Literally the same logic.
My body, my choice. I’m one who’s been completely consistent in this while so many others have been ass backwards on both sides.
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
We suppose being logically inconsistent all the time is being consistent.
What’s the problem? I thought life was a wonderful thing? You should celebrate when your teen gets pregnant. (Teen is up to 19 btw…)
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
Life is a wonderful thing, and its value is not predicated on whether you find it inconvenient.
Thanks for the clarification that ‘teenagers’ includes 19-year-olds though.
This is why twitter exists. Pure toxic fun. Pounce my friends! https://t.co/rZJzfNPWqk
— Josh__Seattle (@Josh__Seattle) April 15, 2023
Don’t mind if we do!
Yep, you guessed it, Twitter users thought Iverson’s thread was ridiculous too.
Really weird that you want kids to have sex and impregnate each other.
— ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ (@memeheadroom) April 14, 2023
They always skip that step when making arguments like this.
Unwanted pregnancy is the result of ‘my body, my bad choice’. Pregnancy isn’t just something that happens to you while strolling through Walmart.
Maybe raise your children to not be promiscuous which generally requires parents to actually RAISE their children but that doesnt happen anymore. Otherwise teach them to use protection. Abortions are not contraceptives.
— Kommiefornia Prisoner (@PureBloodNPC123) April 14, 2023
That’s SO much harder than killing them though.
You know, there *are* ways to prevent pregnancy… for both females and males. Teach your kids. https://t.co/KI078OCVZN
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) April 15, 2023
Mind. Blown.
I hope you have grandchildren….that’s it, that’s the Tweet?
— The Randiest of Ravises (@TheRandyRavis) April 14, 2023
LOL. Perfect.
Just here for the ratio. pic.twitter.com/jlsYkwdzJ6
— The Doctor (@TennantRob) April 15, 2023
It’s a good one, bro.
How about a total ban?
— 𝙼𝚁. 𝙶𝚄𝙽𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 🇺🇸 🏴☠️ (@Lead_Flinger) April 15, 2023
Now we’re talking. We’re pretty sure nobody ever argued that slavery should be permitted … but only for 15 weeks.
Some things are just evil.
Wow, the left hasn't been this angry since they had their slaves taken away from them. https://t.co/TDnHKGakaB
— Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) April 15, 2023
LOL. This always tweaks them.
It wasn’t going well for Iversen, but she continued to cling to her crumbling contention.
How can you possibly claim it’s negative? Clearly having a baby at a young age must be a GOOD thing and that’s why they’re making it illegal to terminate. Don’t by a hypocrite
— Kim Iversen (@KimIversenShow) April 14, 2023
It sounds ridiculous no matter how you reword it, Kim. LOL.
She says these things like nobody has considered the possibility that an unexpected pregnancy could happen to someone close to them. Of course we have, and our answer has not changed.
— Coder, A CoderDyne Account (@CoderInCrisis) April 14, 2023
Exactly this. Our values aren’t based on personal inconvenience.
You’re viewing this incredibly simplistically. Pro-life people are not against abortion because they celebrate difficult pregnancies. It’s because they don’t think the solution to a difficult situation is killing the inconvenient human.
— Jackie Chea ⚖️ (@Fair_and_Biased) April 15, 2023
She said it so politely and succinctly. Points awarded!
Wish all you want. In Florida it's 6 weeks. Move to CA or NY and ….
— Donnie (@Donnie_theDD) April 15, 2023
There you go. Federalism is the national divorce we need.
Have a Snickers Kim. https://t.co/Y1e6aX9C7l
— Ultra Dark Nuclear Logic (@LogicFirst1) April 14, 2023
LOL.
— Dr Evil (@md_stat) April 15, 2023
You know how you’re just reading through a crazy thread like this and then that one tweet just makes you laugh?
It was this one. LOL.
Your bio says “Independent Thinker” but I’m still waiting on the thinking part.
— Write Girl Problems (@WriteGrlProbs) April 14, 2023
BOOM. Iverson did, however, present one of the best arguments we’ve seen challenging the stage of development at which brain activity begins.
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