Slurring Speaker Pelosi stumbled to the finish line of her final speech as Speaker of the House by wishing everyone a ‘Happy Schwanza’. Pelosi was, of course, trying to refer to Kwanzaa, a celebration of African-American culture created in the 1960’s.
If you’re going to pander, Nancy, at least know how to pronounce the name of the holiday.
A final verbal gift from Nan before she shurrenders … er … surrenders the gavel. Enjoy!
Pelosi ends her final speech as Speaker of the House by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a "Happy Shwanza" pic.twitter.com/LtcMeA8KIT
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 23, 2022
Twitter had fun with this one.
Happy Shwanza to all and to all a good night. pic.twitter.com/3bTwnAbdBs
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 23, 2022
LOL!
Happy Shwanza, everyone! 🥂 https://t.co/KKymaST5Ah
— 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃📿 (@FletchMatlock) December 23, 2022
To all who celebrate! Ha!
I join in with Rep. Nancy Pelosi to wish everyone a Happy Schwanza! pic.twitter.com/P7iNWslUrK
— PARIS (@PARISDENNARD) December 24, 2022
We hope you all got your Schwanza shopping done!
"Your Schwanza is bigger than mine!" pic.twitter.com/sboz3sNQHM
— Lee Gibson (@leegibsonmusic) December 23, 2022
Bwahaha! Oh my.
— Corin Nemec (@imcorinnemec) December 24, 2022
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"It was the Night before Shwanza and all through the howsh, not a creature wash shober, eshpecially Nanshee the soushe."
— Shamika Teller (@ShaMikaWhoSeeks) December 23, 2022
LOL. To be fair, the Pelosi camp claims she doesn’t even drink, which means she does this stuff while completely sober. Yikes.
— Prison Mitch, Great Meme Wars Vet (@MidnightMitch) December 23, 2022
Dead.
https://twitter.com/OfAthenry/status/1607493343780704258?s=20&t=0AfOaKUBxTDatI_yQBy0oQ
LOL.
Schwanza is a black Jewish holiday…an amalgamation of "Kwanzaa" and "schwartza."
Y'all need to stop being racist and anti-Semitic. https://t.co/HBP9dJBD6b
— Jeff Charles, Chaser of Liberty 🇺🇸 🏴 (@JeffOnTheRight) December 23, 2022
We love Jeff. Jeff loves trolling. LOL.
There’s a new shwanza place down the street. https://t.co/uTaG8Vt2kb
— Matthew D. Dempster (@dempstermd) December 23, 2022
LOLOLOL!
I am tired of the War on Shwanza. https://t.co/Q1QJAZDtq8
— Robbie (@threecatpileup) December 24, 2022
Perfect. LOL.
Somebody started celebrating Shwanza a little early https://t.co/Ftx5ijNoic
— Chris Boyle (@heyChrisBoyle) December 23, 2022
LOLOLOL!
Some astute tweeters picked up on something else …
The word "Schwanz" is slang for penis.https://t.co/N6834sKvib https://t.co/RfUxeSDaMY
— Sarcastic Cupcake (@SarcasticCupcak) December 24, 2022
Oh no. This just got worshe.
And a Happy German Penis day to you too! https://t.co/oDajlrkP6t pic.twitter.com/hcmi2IglSS
— Prison Mitch, Great Meme Wars Vet (@MidnightMitch) December 23, 2022
And we’re dead.
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