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Wig Out: Michelle Obama straightened her hair because Americans weren't ready for her natural hair

Michelle Obama is making the rounds to sell her new book and revealed that she kept her hair straight as First Lady because Americans ‘weren’t ready’ for her natural hair.

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One does not have to be an English doctor like Jill Biden to parse the meaning of Mrs. Obama’s statement.

We think Michelle may have entered the White House harboring a bit of prejudice of her own about the American people.

That’s right, the country was ready to elect a black man as President of the United States but somehow wasn’t ready for black women having different hairstyles. Makes perfect sense.

There was plenty to criticize the Obamas for. Their skin color or hair style weren’t among them, even though the media insisted that was the only reason anyone ever lodged a complaint against them.

Hitting the nail right on its naturally beautiful head. The problem wasn’t that people would have had a problem with Michelle’s hair. The problem was that Michelle thought people would have a problem with her hair.

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We’re not denying there are some people who would have made racist remarks. We saw it. You saw it. Those people suck. You know what you do when a handful of racists might comment on your hairstyle? Wear your hair however you darn well please. What you shouldn’t do is assume the vast majority of Americans will respond that way.

What if the former First Lady just did things the way she wanted to and this is a bit of revisionist history? She likes to wear her hair straight. So what? Obama loved her bangs. She wants to braid it now. More power to you, Mrs. Obama. Leave us out of it.

Imagine if Michelle Obama had received the Melania Trump treatment.

LOL, right?

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What if, and we’re just spit balling here, Michelle Obama wore her hair exactly like she wanted to because she liked it, and now she’s trying to stave off criticism from people who thought she should have worn it naturally? We know … crazy talk.

HAHA! There’s always a pot stirrer.

The whole thing is absurd. Are we really supposed to believe that Americans were going to wig out over the hair of one of the occupants of the White House?

Never mind.

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