With the easing of mask mandates and other COVID regulations, a lot of the world has resumed some semblance of pre-pandemic normalcy. Though not everyone is ready to move on, such as Dara Kass, MD who is still COVID testing on the regular.
It’s gotten to the point where I am rapid testing myself for COVID 2-3x/week because I like to see people and most of my gatherings involve food or drink.
How often are you testing?
— Dara Kass, MD (@darakass) May 14, 2022
Based on the ratio of snarky responses, that’s a bit excessive under present conditions, Dar.
I test at every meal which includes my bedtime snack. I made one of my kids move out so we could store the tests needed for the next year in his bedroom. I also hired security to ensure that no one steps foot on my property. I’m convinced the mailman wants to be a super-spreader.
— SmokeFan (@TonyFan1420) May 14, 2022
I test 48 times a day. I test neighbor kids if they come into my yard. I make all guests in my house test every time they come through the front door. I test all of my major appliances. I test my IPhone. I test all UPS, USPS, FedEx and Amazon delivery drivers. I test insects.
— Ryan (@jazzfaninca) May 14, 2022
Not even the pets are safe in the mockery zone – tests for everyone and everything, all of the time!
Because I, too, am a good person, I test my dog Walter daily. You ever tried wrestling a wiener dog to the ground (granted it’s not far) to shove a cotton swab up his snout? Let me tell you, it’s not fun. He’s pissed about it & runs away from me, but I feel good about myself. ☺️
— Lori – Breaker of Curfews (@lori_socal) May 14, 2022
If you are suffering from long panic due to the fear-porn distributed by the media, et al., it is nice to know testing requirements still linger in some situations.
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Irrational paranoia should continue to be encouraged. An abundance of social virtue kits must continue to be supplied on demand, to be covered by taxpayers, naturally.
I actually think everyone should be have access to a free adequate supply of rapid tests and be doing this during surges.
— uché blackstock, md (@uche_blackstock) May 14, 2022
At this point, it is getting difficult to discern parody takes on the entirely tired topic of COVID fears and debatable measures of prevention.
https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/1525533398437187584?s=20&t=Qdm5PoNIWqqBEU5BxSl1Yw
https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1525474405601538048?s=20&t=Qdm5PoNIWqqBEU5BxSl1Yw
At least continuous snot swabs and hardcore commitment to mask use are current choices (poor only kid on the team standing outside with a useless piece of paper strapped to his face who gets mom’s choice). Brace yourselves for another season of radical fear porn and excessive government oversight, clearly, some folks are quadruple-vaxxed, double-masked, and still waiting to tell everyone they told you so.
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