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'Not The Onion or Babylon Bee': San Diego County's COVID-19 alert system update sums up shutdown insanity perfectly

With different states each having different rules for what can and can’t be open, it can be difficult keeping track of what is and isn’t allowed to happen. The madness has been summed up in these COVID-19 alerts from San Diego:

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It’s come to this?

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That sounds a lot like “the playground is open but no playing is allowed.”

Without a doubt.

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