We told you a couple of months ago that Prince Harry is so immensely concerned about the environment that he’s considering limiting the number of children he has with his wife in order to keep a check on the devastating effect of climate change on the planet. But according to the Daily Beast, there’s a new problem:
Prince Harry says he is so crushed by the state of the planet that he sometimes struggles to get out of bed in the morning https://t.co/n5Z9BK2M2d
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 25, 2019
And with that there were so many comments — almost all of which involved the playing of tiny violins:
And then a servant reminds him he lives in a castle and he should stfu. https://t.co/FoRW8ARBaX
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 26, 2019
Jeeves: “Your heiness? What troubles thee”
Harry: “The planet. I can’t get out of bed.”
Meghan: “F*ck that. Elton is sending the jet. We’re meeting the Clooneys in Ibiza”
Jeeves: “Should I tell grams you’re feeling poorly?”
Harry: “Fine! But we’re taking the chopper to Heathrow”— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 26, 2019
What was the carbon footprint of Harry and Meghan’s wedding?
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 26, 2019
It was YUGE.
When I feel like this I simply use my smaller private plane on that day https://t.co/CLFJu4F3Kg
— Dave Krantz (@weskrantz) September 25, 2019
I feel so bad for him. Tough life
— Gerald Garner (@lovesosa01) September 26, 2019
Imagine reading this to the princes of old https://t.co/vnNdLdY65W
— matt’s idea shop (@MattsIdeaShop) September 26, 2019
Gotta use this excuse next time I’m hungover. https://t.co/KJVisbKWwM
— Matthew (@matthops82) September 26, 2019
If we did some sort of 'eco audit' of the Prince and I, somehow I suspect he does more 'damage' to the planet laying in bed then I do all day completing my regular routine ? https://t.co/rZvnkS3kQe
— Persnickety (@Dawnsfire) September 26, 2019
This guy did combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Meghan Markle turned him into a Hollywood lefty.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) September 26, 2019
He's a billionaire…married to a beautiful woman…never had a care in the world…
…this is literally a mental illness. https://t.co/2DX3QucXda
— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) September 26, 2019
Send prayers, everyone https://t.co/TRCXS5zHd9 pic.twitter.com/juLP0bNTWn
— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) September 26, 2019
Fortunately for him, the state of the planet hasn’t caused him to struggle to fly all over the world, sometimes on a private jet. https://t.co/7BdHpuFKNz
— Jacob Ewing (@jacobewing23) September 26, 2019
Prince Harry pretending to fret about the planet is right up there with Richard Branson trying to take credit for "environmentally conscious uniforms" on his new cruise line. https://t.co/p7CgdTMOhR pic.twitter.com/Nl8V49QcEK
— BT (@back_ttys) September 26, 2019
You can’t make this stuff up.