Here’s how your typical liberal pileup happens, and we’re just slowing down to rubberneck at the aftermath. Apparently, Meghan Markle was tagged to guest-edit the September issue of British Vogue, and that’s how we ended up with Prince Harry interviewing Jane “Dances with Chimps” Goodall about the climate.

As you know, the royal couple welcomed baby Archie in May, but during their interview, Goodall managed to shame Harry into pledging that he’d have a “maximum” of two children. Goodall reportedly cautioned him, “Not too many,” when he brought up the prospect of future children.

We weren’t going to say anything, but the royal family is known for having a pretty big carbon footprint. Why didn’t Harry pledge to have only one child if he cares so much about the climate impact?