And the award for saddest (but most fawn-tastic) media spin on Beto O'Rourke's loss goes to...

As you know, Sen. Ted Cruz was victorious over Democrat Beto O’Rourke in Texas on Tuesday, but that doesn’t mean that the media fawning has to stop. Buzzfeed leads the way:

Beto O'Rourke lost in Texas, but he won a whole lot of hearts nationwidehttps://t.co/Y6BbafyDnM

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) November 7, 2018

That puts even the most fangirling teen magazines to shame:

Hearts: $70 Million

Losing the Texas Senate race anyway: Priceless. https://t.co/p6vd9UAme2

— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) November 7, 2018

Inject this straight into my veins https://t.co/W3JN01YJgv

— Amber Athey (@amber_athey) November 7, 2018

So, billionaire Beto spent $100 million in other people's money to get popular?

— Password is Taco (@pw_is_taco1) November 7, 2018

Aaaaand here is comes.

Muh hearts, muh dreams. @BuzzFeedNews you're a damn mess. https://t.co/epRkUQaZ9Q

— Spicy_Noodles (@SpicyNoodles2) November 7, 2018

**spit take** https://t.co/SHQqMuavWL

— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) November 7, 2018

"Texas didn't deserve this woke king." Thank goodness the glorious state of Texas knows better. https://t.co/JWaLx75Sbs

— TG (@tngstreet) November 7, 2018

And we probably haven’t seen anything yet.