'Joke fail' sighting: Chelsea Handler's so sure of a Beto O'Rourke victory she already knows Ted Cruz's next job

Chelsea Handler’s super-confident that Democrat Beto O’Rourke is going to defeat Republican Ted Cruz in the Texas Senate race, so much so that she knows what Cruz will be doing for a living next year:

Ted Cruz’s wife Heidi complained that they won’t be buying a second home anytime soon. Especially come November when Ted has to become an Uber driver.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 20, 2018

We’ll save that for possible future inclusion in the “This Tweet Didn’t Age Well” Hall of Fame later on.

When leftists get their hopes up and spend money on their Betas I laugh my @ossoff https://t.co/NLpA2PY0lh

— Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) October 20, 2018

Absolut joke fail… https://t.co/mx8vA2Wb3V

— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) October 20, 2018

TFW you have to write your own material. https://t.co/8PAI2mK6VR

— GoSellCrazy… (@rrobertschwartz) October 20, 2018

I need to retweet this so I can reference back to it when @tedcruz is reelected. #NoBeto https://t.co/gB9Ps1hHOc

— Dlime (@Dlime86) October 20, 2018

Saved for posterity!