OMG: Nabisco's change to animal cracker box to appease PETA did NOT go far enough, apparently

Caving to pressure from PETA, Nabisco released the cartoon animals on boxes of animal crackers from their cages:

PETA Won Its Battle With Animal Crackers. Now Those Circus Creatures Can Be Free…On The Boxes https://t.co/B13CKWnoWS

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 27, 2018

Nabisco yields to PETA’s request, takes animals out of their cages — ON BOXES OF ANIMAL CRACKERS. pic.twitter.com/gBXpBG3eeC

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 21, 2018

In an article at Vox, one writer doesn’t think that goes nearly far enough. Put on oven mitts before handling this hot take:

The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn’t address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed, writes Daisy Alioto: https://t.co/UPhpwYgl2X pic.twitter.com/q3nnLlyfAD

— Vox (@voxdotcom) August 29, 2018

Hahaha! RIP The Onion.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1034789104800673792

What fresh hell is this? https://t.co/xdg8gSBFbM

— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) August 29, 2018

When will animal crackers address the genocide in Yemen? https://t.co/25BWumxRf0

— Vødalus (@BFomebranch) August 29, 2018

Give it time.

they're trolling you because they have contempt for you and only want your hate-click. https://t.co/oj8VIL1yeW

— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) August 29, 2018

This is the type of work that gets you a deal with Netflix. https://t.co/Y067zEgTaL

— BT (@back_ttys) August 29, 2018

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— penelope210 (@penelopesire) August 29, 2018

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That’s because you eat animal crackers. You don’t psychoanalyze them. https://t.co/KylrzJEamq

— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) August 29, 2018

why are you the way that you are https://t.co/8UrUL3LIT9

— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 29, 2018

As @JesseKellyDC says: ‘All democrats have to do to win more elections is not be insane….and they can’t do it.’ https://t.co/9b5y0BfF5P

— penelope210 (@penelopesire) August 29, 2018

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— WT (@capsunion) August 29, 2018

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— Sam McGrath (@sammc243) August 29, 2018

Delete your website https://t.co/FqdCDAmJmw

— neontaster (@neontaster) August 29, 2018

It’s a animal cracker not a political statement https://t.co/sy6QX1z9mR

— NoOneOfConsequence (@StarDogCh4mpion) August 29, 2018

Everything’s a political statement, apparently.