You CAN'T make this up! Guess what a lead congressional ethics investigator is accused of

It’s certainly true that if you live long enough you see everything. Here’s 2017’s latest contribution:

Exclusive: The head of the Office of Congressional Ethics overseeing investigations into lawmaker misconduct–like Rep Conyers, Nunes, etc–is accused of allegedly assaulting women, abusing his position of power, according to a lawsuit filed against him. https://t.co/E3LG38DFDN

— Jana Winter (@janawinter) December 14, 2017

So which department is overseeing that investigation?

The head of the Office of Congressional Irony unavailable for comment. https://t.co/PvogAy2nWH

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) December 14, 2017

Sounds about right.

when you go deep undercover to learn about the world of not having congressional ethics https://t.co/Pf2gp2uJSK

— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 14, 2017

Gropeception! https://t.co/9Pbm0UdnzA

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 14, 2017

you had one job https://t.co/13Jtvpt9gZ

— Christian Vanderbrouk (@UrbanAchievr) December 14, 2017

No wonder it's been completely useless..
"Let's just have an Ethics investigation!" — @TheDemocrats
Good job ? https://t.co/zyp9nVTNIy

— WhigsnTwigs (@WhigsnTwigs) December 14, 2017

It doesn't get more meta than this, folks. https://t.co/Rbo2U6su4G

— (((WitCoHE))) (@E__Strobel) December 14, 2017

This is peak 2017 right here https://t.co/WUfyGk4el2

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) December 14, 2017

In fairness, he was like in a perfect position to get away with it. https://t.co/GJtDAsC5YJ

— RBe (@RBPundit) December 14, 2017

You can’t make this stuff up.