'No thanks': Esquire's advice for how to 'stand out in camo this season' gets fashionably shredded

In case anybody’s wondering how to “stand out” this spring and summer, Esquire has this advice:

How to Stand Out in Camo This Season https://t.co/xH3KLzKmBU pic.twitter.com/Envj1INNbF

— Esquire (@esquire) February 15, 2017

Oh dear:

Yep, this is why Trump won. pic.twitter.com/mhZYcgE8I3

— Jason (@jasonelevation) February 15, 2017

This look will either heal America's urban/rural divide or get you beat up in a Cabela's parking lot. https://t.co/cmre8AWxn0

— Bill Weir (@BillWeirCNN) February 15, 2017

Will that look catch on? Confidence is low:

Note to fancy-pants fashionistas: brown and orange camo won't be in season until next fall.

— babsbeaty (@babsbeaty) February 15, 2017

I think we are missing the point of camo here https://t.co/XCqIFboijO

— Josiah Daniel Ryan (@JosiahRyan) February 15, 2017

1) Isn't the point of camo not to stand out?
2) Thanks, but no, thanks. https://t.co/1yBo5MqvPF

— Matt Trotter (@mbtrotter) February 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/missspennylane/status/831908684154429446

well we found the photographic amalgam of everyone's worst boyfriend https://t.co/3NxQ1nf8To

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/cmahar3/status/831903330645348354